I HOPE you are all settling in at school, having moved up to a new year or even to a new school.
It is always great fun coming in to meet you and seeing all the interesting things you are doing.
I loved having a flick through the pictures of me at your schools, where I often get to join in with events like sports day, special assemblies and I even try my best to help with your schoolwork.
Birthdays: Hope you have a very happy birthday to Colin Bollywood, eight on Sept 24, Orin Pullenger, eight on Sept 26, Lloyd Edgar, eight on Sept 27, Abbie Price, six on Sept 27, Rosie Raybould, 12 on Sept 28, Libby Hughes, six on Sept 28, Katie Collinge, 11 on Sept 29, Shelby Phillips, six on Sept 29.
Joke time: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a Dalek?
A baalek?
Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!
Knock knock Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c..? MOOOO!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
What is ‘out of bounds’?
An exhausted kangaroo!
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