Am I alone in thinking Southill is inundated with these airborne rats called seagulls?

Their screeching commences at around 5am and continues throughout the day and evening. I am aware you cannot shoot them, though goodness knows I am tempted, but if people stopped feeding these screeching horrors, the gulls would relocate and feed on their natural food, at sea.

If anyone had a dog that created as much noise, steps would doubtless be taken, One solution is for residents to get together and hire a Hawk handler – and I mean the RAF type.

Rod Stone, Farm Close, Southill