When I dropped into a rehearsal for the Preston Pantomime Group’s summer play they explained they were a little rusty as, due to other commitments, this was their first rehearsal for three weeks.

They needn’t have worried, because what went on was totally incomprehensible but very, very funny! Between bouts of laughter it was difficult to distinguish what was the play, what were mistakes and what were deliberate ad-libs!

In addition to declaiming their lines, the cast were climbing over furniture which covered most of the stage area. On asking why they had not at least moved it to one side, it was quietly explained that this was actually part of the play!

Although I cannot tell you too much about the plot, which might be because I had arrived half way through the first act, the title perhaps explains all “They came from Mars and landed outside the Farndale Church Hall in time for the Townswomen’s Guild Coffee Morning.” Or does it?

It is not giving too much away to say that there is a Martian – Julie Pardoe, a Robot – Christine Galpin, a mad professor – Tricia Dunford, a Reverend gentleman - Tim Moss, his wife - Julie Pardoe again, his daughter - Gemma Stanford, Mrs Reece (I didn’t find out who she was) - Roxanne Moss plus Lyn Turnbull, Lesley Barlow and Andy Nineham.

The latter was clearly chosen for his experience as the Dame in many past pantomimes, for, though I did not witness it, he has to dress up as a lady in this play as well!

Performances take place Wednesday, 21 July, Friday, 23 July and Saturday 24 July at 7.15pm for 7.45pm. There will be a bar available, and seating is around tables. Julie on 837289 or Tricia on 833718 can be contacted for the tickets, which cost £5.

Make sure you get your tickets in good time to be sure of a great evening. But be warned - your ribs will be aching afterwards from laughing so much!

If you are out and about in Sutton Poyntz from Saturday, 24 July onwards for two weeks, then don’t be scared by the apparitions which will be appearing in the gardens thereabouts.

The annual scarecrow competition is taking place, and the standard is sure to be very high as competition for first place is very fierce.

Collect your map of the location of the scarecrows from Mine Host Richard in the Springhead Pub before you start - only a £1 or more for charity –and make sure you don’t miss seeing any of them.

Scarecrow spotting is a great afternoon walk for the whole family, and you can drop into the Springhead at the end for a refreshing drink and the chance to vote for your favourite.