Sex and love? Candace's the author of that novel of social manners Sex and the City, for which she has been likened (somebody pinch me) to Jane Austen.

This one's catches up with leggy Janey who featured in Four Blondes. The bed-hopping gold-digger's moved up the ladder by modelling stockings etc and is now a celeb, marrying a rich dullard but falling out with society friends with her scammy habits. Frisky but doesn't catch fire like Cigs and the Settee.

ED PERKINS