Insights from Stone Age ancients who refuse to fade away.

Stick-thumping Watts is the sharpest voice in this giant tome (you'll wish you'd had it to stand on at that concert) that addicts will love night and day.

Other survivors, like (jumping jack) flash photographer David Bailey, chip in with anecdotes about, for example, the day he advised Mick to leave a tip in a restaurant... then spotted the rooster retrieve his note as they left.

You can't help having sympathy for the devil.

ED PERKINS