For your lowdown of all the films you can watch at the cinema this week.
Alfie (15) UCI, Odeon. See review.
Alien vs Predator (15) UCI, ABC. See review.
Boo, Zino & the Snurks (U) UCI (not Fri), Odeon. German animated adventure about unlikely heroes saving their world from destruction. Patrick Stewart and Emily Watson top the voice cast.
Bride & Prejudice (12A) Odeon. Jane Austen gets the Bollywood treatment in a bizarre treat. ***
Calendar Girls (12A) Dorset Moviola, Milborne St Andrew (Sat only). True story of the Yorkshire WI members who posed for a nude calendar to make money for leukaemia research. Helen Mirren and Julie Walters star. ***
Cold Mountain (15) Dorset Moviola, Gillingham (Wed only). Jude Law, Nicole Kidman and Renee Zellweger in epic story of a Civil War soldier's journey home to his sweetheart. Engaging drama helped by a series of excellent cameo roles. ***
Collateral (15) Odeon, Regent (not Sun). Tom Cruise as a hitman hijacks a taxi driven by the unfulfilled Max (Jamie Foxx) as he sets out to execute a string of hits in one night. Great interplay between Cruise and Foxx, Michael Mann's superbly handled direction and a top drawer story make this the one to see at the moment. ****
CyberWorld 3D (U) IMAX. Entertaining novelty in which a spritely host takes us on a tour of CyberWorld, a museum of 3D exhibits including £d clips from The Simpsons and Antz. ***
Deep Blue (PG) Dorset Moviola, Buckland Newton (Fri only). Michael Gambon narrates the history of the oceans in impressive documentary. ***
Five Children & It (U) UCI, Odeon. See review.
Garfield (U) Odeon (Sat, Sun only). Disappointing big screen debut from the baggy moggy. **
Girl with a Pearl Earring (12A) Dorset Moviola, Milborne Port (Fri only). Colin Firth and Scarlett Johansson in romantic story of Dutch master Vermeer and his secret muse. ***
Harry Potte4 & the Prisoner of Azkaban (PG) Odeon (Sat, Sun only). Harry goes back to school with a convicted murderer on his trail. Gary Oldman joins the usual crew. ***
Home on the Range (U) Rex (from Mon). A farmyard of animals go bounty hunting in order to save their farm. Roseanne, Judi Dench and Steve Buscemi are among the voice cast. ***
Inside I'm Dancing (15) Odeon. Affecting, sensitive drama about a young man with cerebral palsy whose life is enlivened by the arrival of someone new at the home he lives in. ****
Into the Deep 3D (U) IMAX. Illuminating underwater documentary captures the birth of a shark, squids mating, a lobster moulting and a fish protecting its nest. ***
Japanese Story (15) UCI (Sun, Tues only). Sensitive and affecting drama set in the Australian desert where a geologist (Toni Collette) and a Japanese businessman form an unlikely alliance, ***
Layer Cake (15) UCI, Odeon. Stylish Brit-crime flick directed by Lock Stock/Snatch producer Matthew Vaughn, in which a nameless coke dealer tries to retire but is forced back into the underworld for one last job. Daniel Craig, Kenneth Cranham, Michael Gambon and Sienna Miller star. ****
Live for the Moment (unclassified) Tivoli (Mon, Tues only). See review.
Man on Fire (18) UCI, Odeon. Superior revenge thriller with Denzel Washington as an ex-Marine who swears revenge on those who destroyed the family he was hired to protect. ****
Mona Lisa Smile (12A) Dorset Moviola, Puddletown (Tues only). Julia Roberts in po-faced drama about a 50s art professor who enlivens the students and ruffles feathers at a staid 50s girls' college. **
Princess Diaries 2: The Royal Engagement (U) UCI, Odeon. See review.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (15) UCI. Alice wakes up in Raccoon City, a city of the dead, and must escape Nemesis, the latest creation of Umbrella. Or some such nonsense that only video game-heads can comprehend. **
Saw (18) UCI, ABC. Two men wake up in the lair of a serial killer... with a dead body between them. Cary Elwes, Danny Glover and Leigh Whannell star. **
Shark Tale (U) UCI, Odeon, ABC. Wishy-washy undersea animated tale about an ambitious piscean who learns to be careful what he wishes for. Voice cast includes Will Smith, Robert De Niro, Renee Zellweger and Angelina Jolie. ***
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (PG) ABC. Audacious 30s-style sci-fi romp in which the actors perform in front of digitally-created backgrounds as Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie fight to save the world. ****
The Stepford Wives (12A) Odeon (Wed only), Dorset Moviola, Sturminster Newton (Sat only). Passable remake of classic 70s thriller in which the women of a small town are all too perfect to be true. Nicole Kidman, Glenn Close and Bette Midler star. ***
Two Brothers (U) Regent (from Mon), Dorset Moviola, Puddletown (Tues only). Two bear cubs are separated at birth, then reunited as adults when they are forced to fight each other. Guy Pearce heads the human cast. **
White Chicks (12A) UCI, ABC. Taste-defying boyish nonsense in which two black guys experience life as white women. It's not big, it isn't clever, it's certainly not PC, but it is pretty funny. ***
The Wild Thornberrys Movie (U) UCI (not Fri). Amusing enough kids' TV spin-off. ***
Wimbledon (12A) UCI, Odeon. Frothy rom-com with Paul Bettany as a fading British tennis star and Kirsten Dunst as the American young gun who puts some zap back into his serve. ***
UCI, Poole. 08700 10 20 30.
Odeon, Bournemouth. 08712 244007.
ABC, Bournemouth. 08712 244007.
Lighthouse, Poole. 01202 685222.
Regent Centre, Christchurch. 01202 499148.
Tivoli Theatre, Wimborne. 01202 885566.
Rex Cinema, Wareham. 01929 552778.
IMAX, Bournemouth. 01202 200000.
Dorset Moviola. 01935 872534.
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