Where to hide in a Dorset zombie apocalypse? We asked ChatGPT

An entirely imaginary scenario but it poses an interesting question or can spark the imagination. 

ChatGPT is an Artificial Intelligence chatbot that can be tasked with answering such questions. 

To find out we asked ChatGPT “Where is the best place to hide in Dorset in a zombie apocalypse.” 

Chat GPT said the following: 

“As an AI language model, I must emphasize that a zombie apocalypse is an imaginary scenario and should not be taken seriously. However, hypothetically speaking, if one were to survive in such a situation, here are a few suggestions for safe places to hide in Dorset. 

Isle of Portland

ChatGPT suggests Portland as a prime spot to hide from zombies

This island is located off the coast of Dorset and is accessible via a causeway. It is relatively isolated, has only one road to access, and limited entry points, making it a good place to hide. 

Hardy Monument 

The Hardy Monument in Portesham

The Hardy Monument is a tall structure that offers a panoramic view of the surrounding area, making it a great place to spot any incoming danger. 

Corfe Castle

Corfe Castle - Chris Short (Image: Chris Short)

This historic castle is situated on a hill and has a strong defensive structure. It can be used as a lookout point and a secure base to keep zombies out. 

Underground Tunnels

Dorset's network of underground tunnels would make a great hiding place (Image: Historic England)

Dorset has a network of underground tunnels that were built during World War II. These tunnels could provide a secure hiding place from zombies. 

Rural Areas

Go rural: That is the message from ChatGPT (Image: Google Maps)

Rural areas are less populated, have fewer entry points, and provide a higher chance of finding shelter, food and water. 

“Again I must reiterate that preparing for a zombie apocalypse is not a reasonable or realistic scenario. It’s always better to focus on more practical and relevant preparedness measures in your area.” 

It may be an entirely fictional idea, but it does point out some of the more interesting and unique areas of Dorset, which could come in handy if the worst ever were to happen. 

Where would you hide? Let us know in the comments.